A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.
[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]
I had my tonsils taken out this morning and the first thing I said when I woke up was “do I have a metal arm??? Am I the Winter Soldier???? I LOVE BUCKY”
Then I started crying when my parents said I wasn’t.
If this is true I sort of love you for it.
Oh it’s true all right. They had to stop me from yelling because I was hurting myself.
And that’s how you reach the point where fandom takes over your subconscious mind…
you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius
this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard as i did the 1st time i saw it
Just like grammar used to make
(On shaving her head for Mockingjay Part 1) I had kind of reconciled myself to it by the time it I sat in the trailer and they got the razor out. [The cut] opens you up to exploring more kind of punky, funky looks on the red carpet or at events. But I was actually quite surprised at Comic-Con—there’s a lot of lopsidedness going on. Girls are doing the lopsided thing, very tight…down one side so it almost looks like they’re shaved. That seems to be en vogue and I seem to be ahead of the curve. I don’t know if the Katniss Everdeen thing is catching on as well, but a lot of girls are wearing plaits to one side. - Natalie Dormer